Do not eat this blog.

Some Russian rocket.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

This actually happened in Literature today. Normally, my teacher laughs along with me, but she didn’t for some reason…

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Read Shakespeare aloud in class.] ” Bottom text: “ [Feel awkward when you’re the only one laughing.] ”]

monkeyslutz:

captaininvincibl3:

swagstallion:

princessjacob:

kingscawt-:

mehow123:

allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:

sicotic:

mikmikmik:

dr-drakken:

killthep00r:

not exactly in my ass 

fuck you in my ass

Now That You Got It in my ass

the church channel in my ass!!1

Man Down in my ass ogm

Dark fantasy in my ass

Voices Forming Weapons In My Ass

First Day of My Life in my ass

Look At Me Now in my ass

Sister’s Wife in my ass

oh

Poison Oak in my ass….no lie ahahhaaha wow

The Boxer in my ass.

Ouch.

bahahahahaha