June 2011
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March 2011
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mawriaa asked: my friend says that in the 1.3 beta version of minecraft, you can press esc then go to options and turn 3-D on
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This message is for a specific person but I'm...
It’s cool to have lots of anonymous enemies, right?
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February 2011
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“I came for the party, but I stayed for the ________!”
– Fill in the blank.
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How it works: Black Holes
Fucking black holes. How do they work?
A black hole is what you get when a large amount of mass is compressed into a very very very small area.
For instance, if the entire Earth were crushed to the size of a ping-pong ball.
Not to scale.
The most important thing to remember about black holes is that what goes in a black hole, stays in a black hole.
Like Las Vegas, if Las Vegas crushed...
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if anyone asks, I'm locked in a Chinese labor...
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i don't know what to say with you but why you don't do new truck or cars?
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because I was silenced by the Chinese government
???you cannot do anything?
nope, otherwise I get sent to a labor camp for 30 years
you don't have any projects?
well I don't want to risk being sent to a labor camp, do I?
and if it's a particularly egregious project they might just knock on my door in the middle of the night and shoot me
who shoot you?theft?robber?
secret chinese police
you're bad guy?
the chinese government certainly seems to think so
just say,i keep it as secret
what did you do?
steal things?
I leaked 20,000,000,000 documents from the Chinese Ministry of Video Games to wikileaks
so,chinese government want to catch you?
yes
I have to take a disguise in public
and move to a different city every week
poor guy.i think you're good guy
but i was surprised
well, sometimes these things just happen
you have to stay at labor camp for 30 years?
very poor guy
assuming I can't make it to canada to seek asylum
if you need to do something,i can leave
i wont disturb you
oh shit there's someone at the door
brb
be careful
hope you didn soot
shoot
hope it is not secret chinese police,good luck
SHIT IT"S THE POLICE
TELL THE FORUMS THAT I'VE BEEN CAPTURED
THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
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poor guy
ok
maybe they not beleaved me
ok,i will post
you been captured?
hello?
ohi forget you captured.bye
hope you didn shoot by police
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Reblog if people can ask you for advice.
After all, thanks to wikipedia I can be an expert in any field of study in minutes.
January 2011
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Question:
Why do a lot of girls on tumblr do nothing but post pictures of other, extremely hot, girls?
“To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.”
– Wilson Mizner
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2010 year in review
2010 was supposed to be the year the future came after the future was postponed in 2000. Flying cars, giant atomic robots, cities on the Moon, all these and more I expected to see by now. Gleaming cities devoid of poverty would dot the planet, with currency and government made obsolete by a bright new future of peace and prosperity. Instead, we got the iPad. And Jersey Shore. In fact, the only...
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This chatlog is four months old, but still funny.
S-u-s-h-i: "THE HARD TIMES OF donoteat"
S-u-s-h-i: ON MTV THIS FALL
@donoteat: I would produce such a show
VitoCorleone: haha
@donoteat: so that I could complain about all my first-world problems
Pedrobear: Imagine the ratings
S-u-s-h-i: episode one: donoteat discovers the menstrual cycle
@donoteat: "holy shit it's bleeding everywhere what the fuck"
Pedrobear: ^
@donoteat: "someone call 911"
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How to operate a locomotive.
Anonymous asked: How do I train a train?
This was too big an undertaking to just do a simple reply, so I’m explaining this in a full blog post.
How do you operate a locomotive, then? Well, it varies from locomotive to locomotive.
For the purposes of this exercise I will demonstrate the operation of an EMD SD40-2, however these techniques can be applied to most modern diesel...
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In this post I flesh out random plotlines.
I am now going to take ideas from a random plotline generator and flesh them out a bit. The results, I hope, will be entertaining, informative, and only slightly sacrilegious.
Sarcastic tycoons plot against each other.
In late 1863 I received a windfall from a deceased relative who I’d never heard of, and realized that it would probably be wise to invest it somewhere.
So I traveled from...
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How it works.
VitoCorleone: and girls don't like smart guys for some reason :(
donoteat: well of course
Kristian: thats because smart guys looks like some turds
Kristian: just look at me and you vito
Kristian: we're like the most awesome guys ever
donoteat: smart guys are too clever
TampaPowers: ya, you considered guys yet, thats usually something else?
Kristian: yet we look horrible
donoteat: ex.
donoteat: man calls smart guy "dumbass"
donoteat: smart guy shrugs it off as not worth pursuing
donoteat: man calls dumb guy "dumbass"
donoteat: dumb guy beats that guy up
donoteat: girls think "oooh he's so strong"
donoteat: dumb guy gets teh sex0rz
donoteat: this is how the world works
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Day 21 - One of your favorite shows.
Damn good show. (Although I like to make fun of it almost as much as I like to watch it.)
This is what REAL MEN watch while you’re all off watching Glee or whatever.
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Day 20 - How important you think education is.
Education is a mixed bag.
If you’re uneducated in America, chances are you’re going on to business school and then to an overpaid middle-management position. There, you will send out poorly-punctuated motivational e-mails to your staff, often written in ALLCAPS because IT’S MORE ENTHUSIASTIC THAT WAY, RIGHT? You’ll spend four hours commuting every day in your BMW M3 on the...
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Day 19 - Disrespecting your parents.
Well my parents feed me and clothe me and pay all my bills and are generally very nice people to me, so naturally I should be showing them the utmost contempt and be generally unpleasant to them.
That’s the cool thing to do, right?
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Day 18 - Your Beliefs
This is a very broad topic, so I’ll just pick random topics out of Wikipedia’s List of controversial issues to give my beliefs on.
The 2003 invasion of Iraq was for oil.
Everyone hates the ACLU, so they must be doing something good.
Detroit will rise again someday, though not without first demolishing some priceless pieces of early 20th century architecture needlessly.
Gays and Lesbians...
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Day 17 - Your highs and lows of this past year.
This year’s high:
Blacksburg, VA. 2080 feet above sea level.
This year’s low:
Washington, DC. Anacostia River. 0 feet above sea level.
This is what they mean, right?
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Day 16 - Your views on mainstream music.
I like prog rock because I’m pretentious.
No one listens to prog rock anymore, probably because most people are just not pretentious enough.
So let’s look at some modern popular music:
Miley Cyrus
Teenage pop sensations annoy me. I mean, to think that when Miley Cyrus was my age, it was July.
(And she had made more money than most people see in their entire lives.)
I don’t...
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Day 15 - Your favorite tumblrs.
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
Dear leader of Best Korea Kim Jong-Il likes to look at things.
http://notch.tumblr.com/
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
http://fakescience.tumblr.com/
Better than real science.
http://fuckyeahvictorians.tumblr.com/
Victorians, fuck yeah!
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Day 14 - Your earliest memory.
My earliest memory is walking around in the kitchen, being kind of bored.
It is clearer in my mind than the trip to Disneyworld. I don’t know why.
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Anonymous asked: Why do we have hair?
Why buy a tie?
Do you use a tire-iron to iron your tires? I don't think that would be very useful.
Why buy a tie?
Do you use a tire-iron to iron your tires? I don't think that would be very useful.
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Day 13 - Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
I’d really like to visit a city on the moon, but we haven’t got any yet. So I guess I’ll have to restrict myself to more conventional locations.
Angel Falls, Venezuela.
2,468 feet from top to bottom. Still ludicrously difficult to access, even though it’s a major tourist draw.
Wouldn’t want to live there (it would be very wet) but I would certainly go for a...
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I'm at school right now
And I’m writing on my tumblr. I think it’s going to be lunch time soon. I should probably get back to work.
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Day 12 - Bullet your whole day.
Woke up
Ate breakfast
Went to train station.
Got in train. It was reasonably on time today.
Had free pass ripped up, because apparently it’s not enough to validate it anymore.
Train got to within a half-mile of Alexandria. It stopped. Switch was frozen ahead.
Waited 20 minutes.
Train started moving.
Train arrived at Alexandria.
Left train, went down staircase.
Ignored homeless man...
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